- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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