Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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