- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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