- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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