what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

How High is a Chinese man

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Jimmy Saville

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

sucks Syntax...

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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