- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??