knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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women's rights

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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