- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What comes after 23? 24.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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