- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

George W. Bush

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

guess what what that wasnt it

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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