If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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