- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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