- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

vote this down and i will DOX you

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Your mom.

whats white jizz

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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