A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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