A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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eoin burgin is fat

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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