What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

THE GAME

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

can you touch your toes? no

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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