Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

A: Do you like it B: No

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Canadians

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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