no really what are ur names?

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Anti Joke

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