What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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