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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's big and purple? Barney

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

You know what's cool? Yep.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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