- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Jordan is pregant

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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