- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

The NBA and womens sports

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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