- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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