- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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