Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

I work at jcpenny

Hail Hitler

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Knock Knock Come in

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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