- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

penis. nuff said.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

what do fish smoke? sea weed

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