What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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