- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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