A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Mogok Papiti.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Anti Joke

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