What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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