What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

I was watching Fox news.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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