What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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