A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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A jew enters a mall.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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