- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

"hey do you know the date" "58"

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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