- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

why are black people so fast? because there black

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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