- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

tea with milk?

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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