What is the best joke ever? 1D

You were born.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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