Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Who wants $300? Me too.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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