Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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