A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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