A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Nero, sure you are okay?

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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