Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Poop

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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