whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Fine, ladies first.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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