- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

how do you call someone? use a phone

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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