- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Penis.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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