Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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