Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Women's rights.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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