What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Religion.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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