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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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