- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

You were born.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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