Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

thumb_up thumb_down +11

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

thumb_up thumb_down +11

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

thumb_up thumb_down +11

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops