- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

im gey

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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