If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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The dewey decimal system

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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