- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

i love to lick...

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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