- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

black chicken. kfc

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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