- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

A jew enters a mall.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Okay, after this one then...

No because your face is really f***** up.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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