A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Guest what? Dog

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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