What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Your face

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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tea with milk?

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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