What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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