- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

the redsox

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

penisvaginaorgasm

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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