- Anti Joke

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

gingers

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.