What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

THE GAME

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

lets bomb africa

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Kameron Brown is gay.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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