what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Canadians

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

A: Do you like it B: No

European on my shoes, buddy.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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