- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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