- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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