What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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A black man comes home from work.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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