- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

This is a joke.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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