- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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