Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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