- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Racial Equality

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A man died.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Your mother just died.

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