Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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think twice or at least think

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What's worse than this That :(

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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