- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

If youre African, why are you white?

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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