- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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