How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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