If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Caca.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Your Mother

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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