Women's rights

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

yolo your orange looks orange

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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