sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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the holocaust

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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It's all Taggart

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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