- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Women's rights

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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