Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

thumb_up thumb_down +13

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Stephen Hawking

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

thumb_up thumb_down +11

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

So a blonde walks into a wall...

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops