What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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