- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

You bumder!

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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