- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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