- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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