how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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I work at jcpenny

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Hail Hitler

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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