How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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