- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

No your aunties a joke

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Everybody will die

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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