This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Women can vote? WTF

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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