Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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hi charles lattuca III

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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