whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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