2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

9/11

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Caroline Kelly.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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