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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

The holocaust

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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