Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

haha black people :D

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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