How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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black people

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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