- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

your mom

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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