What is cowboy say

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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