- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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