- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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