What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Phew... it's gone.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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