- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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