- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What is a jew in space? Dead

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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