- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

A man died.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Knock knock open

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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